I’ve just got off the phone to Darren and he tells me he’s eaten:
a bowl of start (400 calories)
4 x cup of tea 2 sugs (however many calories, kilojoules, superfuckin’ nanos)
2 x hot cross buns (unknown)
2 x biscuits (120 cal)
2 x shortbread (same)
apple (a few – doesn’t count [...]
